Temple of Glam

Not too long ago I was channel surfing and landed on The Mo'Nique Show. Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon and Ghostface Killah were lovingly talking about Ol' Dirty Bastard (aka Dirt McGirt). I visualized the "Shimmy, Shimmy Ya" video. Just the thought of "Big Baby Jesus" in his baggy drawerz can cheer me up any day.

Remember when I went to the Flirt! Cosmetics party a little while ago? In case you don't, I attended the fete for Heather Morris, their new spokesperson. I was also sworn to secrecy about the new products, but since they launched last month, I'm free to talk about them! I'll start with the mascara.

All That Lash Mascara ($14) gives me more length than volume, no clumps, and no weird spider lashes either. I will say that when I do want extra volume, which is pretty much every day, I use one coat of this and a second coat of my volume mascara du jour. Oh, All That Lash washes off easily with warm water! Trust me, Old Dirt' Dog no liar.

Last night I went to a Flirt Cosmetics fete announcing their new spokesperson, "Glee" star, Heather Morris; they also previewed their spring collection and its kittenish ad campaign. As I was rushed in and told Heather was about to perform, I really didn't know what to expect. I mean, I'm probably the only person who hasn't seen one episode of "Glee". Just like "Friends" and "Seinfeld", when everyone's on the bandwagon, I'm walking way behind it.

I just might be a "Glee" convert. Heather was wearing the most adorable shocking pink polka dot bustier and hot pants, side ponytail accented with pink and white flowers and matching lip color. Her performance was mesmerizing: sort of a playful mix between a 1920s U.S.O. performance and a coquettish burlesque show. Erring more on the side of the U.S.O., you know?

Unfortunately, I can't discuss (i.e. gush) all about the cool new, limited-edition products until they officially launch. I mean, there were even "cigarette girls" (pic below) passing around the new products. So on brand for Flirt.

I suspect Heather's wearing the new glammed-out products in the pic conmigo and Shanna below. I'll find out for sure, but she is the spokesperson after all. Fair assessment, no?

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